A Sign of Things to Come

I just finished reading my novel Portlandtown, probably for the last time prior to publication. Once more through to check for any lingering typos, make final tweaks, add more zombies, etc. I made a few changes, mostly tweaks (an author can never let go, you know?). At this point I think I've read the story...two dozen times? Maybe not quite, but close. The wife has read it 4 or 5 times and she wants nothing more to do with it. Can't blame her. It's scary!

As for you, future reader, I ask that you only read it once. Twice if you really like it. (You only have to buy one copy, however.)